Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The Best Christmas Gifts


I remember, when I was a little girl, I really looked forward to Christmas. I was particularly eager to open my presents and see what Santa gave me that year.

I don't know when I stopped believing in Santa Claus. But I shall always remember the gifts that my parents gave to me as a child. I loved receiving tea sets because one of my favorite game was pretending I had guests coming over and I would serve them food and drinks. I also remember getting a doll for Christmas. Her name was Marina. She was a talking doll. When I pushed a button, she would say' "Mama, I'm hungry!". Then, I can never forget the day I received my very first wristwatch. It was gold and I felt very "adult".

Years have passed and I still enjoy receiving presents - not just on Christmas, but on any occasion (parinig parinig). But come to think of it, the best gifts are not store-bought, gift-wrapped, ribboned and come with a price tag. The following are for me, the best gifts ever - Christmas season or not:

...the gift of joy (not toilet paper or dishwashing detergent) but giving good cheer whereever you are

...the gift of humor - aba, mahirap yatang magpatawa!

...the gift of peace and forgiveness - it takes humility to forgive someone lalo na kung dehado ka

...the gift of praise and affirmation - hindi lang mga kulang sa pansin ang kelangang mapuri

...the gift of understanding - mahirap intindihin ang mahirap ma-gets but we all have to try

...the gift of loyalty - hindi madaling maging tapat sa mga kaibigan pero hindi ibig sabihin ay kukunsintihin natin ang kanilang mga maling ginagawa

...the gift of companionship and presence - you can buy all the expensive gifts in the world, but if you are never present for a person, what good is all that?

...the gift of wisdom and advice - sometimes, people just need some wise words from us just to get back on the right track

...the gift of kindness - in the form of a kind act or a kind word can mean a lot

...the gift of love - that much-uttered word is actually difficult to give in the true sense of the word

Yes, let us all give love on Christmas day and throughout the year!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Let's Have Pun with Christmas Carols


Christmas is just two days away. Time to sing (and joke about) some Christmas carols.

1) What Christmas carol do you sing when you're looking for your shoe strings?
Pasko na, SINTAs ko, hanap-hanap kita...

2) Anong Christmas carol ang tungkol sa mga babaeng binabalisawsaw?
Jingle belles, jingle belles, jingle all the way...

3) Anong tawag mo sa gabi when one gets caught quietly...?
Silent night, huli night...

4) Bakit hindi popular ang doMc tuwing Pasko?
'Tis the season to BEE-JOLLI..

5) Anong gabi ang pabonggahan ang mga artista nang nagkikintabang suot?
O holy night...(the stars are brightly shining)

6) Sinong malapit na santa ang parating na?
Santa Close is coming to town

7) Sinong reindeer ang gumagamit ng Pledge?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

8) Bakit malungkot ako kung ako ang nanay ni Paz?
Minsan lang 'sang taon, Paz-ko'y dumarating

9) Anong menthol candy ang dinedecorate pag Pasko?
Halls (Deck the Halls with boughs of holly...)

10) What's a global brand of toilet paper or dishwashing detergent?
Joy (Joy to the world...)

Till next time...
Nimia

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Christmas Puns

Feeling punny na naman ako. And since it's Christmas season, let's
have some Pamaskong jokes for everybody (since I cannot afford to
buy gifts he he).

1) Why do prisoners look forward to Christmas season?
Kasi maraming PAROL!

2) Sinong girl ang popular na popular tuwing Pasko?
E di si CAROL!

3) Sinong Santa ang boy?
E di si Santa Claus!

4) Bakit maraming napapaaway pag Pasko?
Kasi maraming nagha-HAMON.

5) Bakit maraming nababasted pag Pasko?
Dahil style bulok - keso-de-BOLA

6) What's so royal about Christmas?
Ang mga REGAL-o.

7) What do you call a very long dawn mass?
Misa de KALYO

8) Anong tawag mo sa kainan na walang isnaban?
NO-CHE buena

9) Use belen in a sentence:
Marami akong BELEN sa kamag-anak kong OFW na uuwi ngayong Pasko.

10) Whose nose is like a book?
Rudolph's - because it is RED

That's all for now.