Let's Have Pun with Christmas Carols

Christmas is just two days away. Time to sing (and joke about) some Christmas carols.

1) What Christmas carol do you sing when you're looking for your shoe strings?
Pasko na, SINTAs ko, hanap-hanap kita...

2) Anong Christmas carol ang tungkol sa mga babaeng binabalisawsaw?
Jingle belles, jingle belles, jingle all the way...

3) Anong tawag mo sa gabi when one gets caught quietly...?
Silent night, huli night...

4) Bakit hindi popular ang doMc tuwing Pasko?
'Tis the season to BEE-JOLLI..

5) Anong gabi ang pabonggahan ang mga artista nang nagkikintabang suot?
O holy night...(the stars are brightly shining)

6) Sinong malapit na santa ang parating na?
Santa Close is coming to town

7) Sinong reindeer ang gumagamit ng Pledge?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

8) Bakit malungkot ako kung ako ang nanay ni Paz?
Minsan lang 'sang taon, Paz-ko'y dumarating

9) Anong menthol candy ang dinedecorate pag Pasko?
Halls (Deck the Halls with boughs of holly...)

10) What's a global brand of toilet paper or dishwashing detergent?
Joy (Joy to the world...)

Till next time...
Nimia