Last semester, I had the wonderful opportunity of teaching at UP again. I taught Consumer Behavior to 58 students. I do enjoy teaching but due to my illnesses, I had to stop.
Since I'm such a punster, I would like to use this blog to "use my students' names/surnames in vain". So here goes:
Rhea, use "Abaloyan" in a sentence: Kung nakakuha ka ng 2.5 in any subject, ABALOYAN!
How do you say "Wala nang macho?" in Kapampangang English? EMMAN...ALA-GON!
Who among my students wants to be like Anna? E di si ANNABEE!
Why shouldn't Vicki marry Barnett? Kasi ALVERO na, BALBERIA pa. (Dapat beauty salon!)
France, use Ambrocio in a sentence: Tatlo AMBROCIO - si Noel, Norenz at Nerick Gamo.
Juancho, use Barretto in a sentence: Ano BARRETTO sa Pilipinas? Langit o impiyerno?
Vem, anong tawag mo sa artistang bow ng bow? E di BAUTISTA!
Dan, use Belleza in a sentence: Masarap ang tuna BELLE-ZA restawran na yan!
Erick, use Camba in a sentence: Thank you for coming, CAMBA again!
Aries, use Carlos in a sentence: Ang nacarnapan ay na-CARLOS!
Dems, use Cosio in a sentence: (sing) I'm everything I am...be-COSIO love me!
What did one artist say to a visitor? You can't touch anything CUSTODIO ko 'to!
Anong tawag mo sa pakpak ng isang lion? WENG DE LEON!
Anong tawag mo sa bananang ubos na? DE SAGUN!
How do you translate "the erased border"? EDGE DORADO
Anong gagawin mo kung masyadong mahaba ang isang stick? EBARLE mo!
Use Echanis, Esteban and Estacio in a sentence: ECHANIS-an ang dalawang grupo at nagESTE(la)BAN sila kaya nauwi sa ESTACIOn ng pulis!
Bakit hindi pwedeng mag-asawa sina Ms. Rojas at si Nigel? Kasi (k)RAISIA na, FELIPE pa! (ano yon, sira?)
I have 3 Garcias in my class - ADZ must be good in math, JANINE must love rice, and CEL loves her mobile phone.
Ms. Go, use Kating in a sentence: When I itch, KATING-kati ako!
What is a female tiger in Filipino, Tet? Ti-GRAJO.
Ms. Jamisola, use Mia in a sentence: Wait lang, MIA-mia na po.
Kim, where is the Vatican located? SAEROM!
Watch out for part 2!
lol! i'm a tigress! :) glad to see you online ma'am!
ReplyDelete--tet (http://stresstabs.blogspot.com)
oh God. namiss ko jokes mo ma'am. In fairness sa ibang jokes, bumenta. Haha.
ReplyDeleteSalamat naman Tet at Ace at natawa kayo. Tell the others, please.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA bumenta rin sakin yung iba! yung iba kinailangan e-digest. hahaha
ReplyDeleteKung makapag joke ka Ma'am, parang walang sakit ah. haha
HAHAHAHA you sure have a lot of time for this ma'am ah. this is Aries btw, im not sure if you still remember me haha.
ReplyDeleteOf course I remember you Aries Carlos right? What were you doing up so late?
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