have some Pamaskong jokes for everybody (since I cannot afford to
buy gifts he he).
1) Why do prisoners look forward to Christmas season?
Kasi maraming PAROL!
2) Sinong girl ang popular na popular tuwing Pasko?
E di si CAROL!
3) Sinong Santa ang boy?
E di si Santa Claus!
4) Bakit maraming napapaaway pag Pasko?
Kasi maraming nagha-HAMON.
5) Bakit maraming nababasted pag Pasko?
Dahil style bulok - keso-de-BOLA
6) What's so royal about Christmas?
Ang mga REGAL-o.
7) What do you call a very long dawn mass?
Misa de KALYO
8) Anong tawag mo sa kainan na walang isnaban?
NO-CHE buena
9) Use belen in a sentence:
Marami akong BELEN sa kamag-anak kong OFW na uuwi ngayong Pasko.
10) Whose nose is like a book?
Rudolph's - because it is RED
That's all for now.
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